Yes, you've dialed the right number, this is the sex line
Get that camera any closer and you'll be picking
it out of your behind
Do I look bored, well aren't you smart. Get me a fucking martini!
If this is your idea of camping, give me a call when you come home!
We found a babysitter, Whoopee!
Channeling Elizabeth Taylor, or
Liz Addiego
The hair, the makeup,,, perfect!
Now we're talking fun! A little higher with the left hand!
Now did I forget to turn off the coffee maker or the iron?? or both?
Happy Birthday Mom
We Love You!